More Than Points

The original press release was somewhat vague. Fortunately they issued another press release with additional instructions. After reading the updated instructions, I believe relaxed may have been a bit presumptuous…

You can now bring liquids on a plane as long as you follow these guidelines:

Guideline #1

Travelers may now carry through security checkpoints travel-size toiletries (3 ounces or less) that fit comfortably in ONE, QUART-SIZE, clear plastic, zip-top bag. To clarify – you need to put your toiletries in a separate zip lock bag as shown below.

Guideline #2

After clearing security, travelers can now bring beverages and other items purchased in the secure boarding area on-board aircraft.

Guideline #3

At the checkpoint travelers will be asked to remove the zip-top bag of liquids and place it in a bin or on the conveyor belt. X-raying separately will allow TSA security officers to more easily examine the declared items.

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The TSA also offers…

Travel Tips To Make Your Screening Experience Hassle-free

• The secret to getting through security smoothly is to de-clutter your carry-on bag. This lets our Transportation Security Officers get a clear, uncomplicated X-ray image of your carry-on.
• When possible, keep packing liquids in checked baggage. You will get through security faster.
• Limit quantities to what is needed for the duration of the flight.

So if you want to fly “hassle free” just follow these simple rules. In the meantime, will someone teach the TSA the definition of “hassle free”.

Sorry, I’m just being bitter for all of you.